U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi ugly sweater!

I am finally beginning to catch back up on blog land, however if I haven’t been commenting a lot lately I apologize. It’s hard to get back up to date! I’m so glad it is the freakin weekend and we’re bout to have us a ball.

I am not doing a damn thing tonight. Hubs is traveling home from Santiago, Chile where he has been since Tuesday (after a ridiculous layover in Atlanta that was all jacked up) and I get to pick him up tomorrow morning from the airport. So tonight I plan on watching a chick flick, having a couple drinks and maybe some popcorn or something and relaxing under a blanket on the couch w/ my fur muffin, Kobe.

Speaking of my fur muffin, he had such bad gas the other night. Damn. He rarely farts and if he does the smell promptly dissipates since he is so small and it’s all good. However the other night I swear these things were so freaking stinky that they solidified in the air and I accidentally ate them. I had fart in my mouth. I know it. It was disgusting. And each time he’d do it he’d look up at me w/ these sad eyes like “sorry I just shit in your mouth but my tum feels like ass”. Barf. But definitely a face you can't stay mad at for shitting in your mouth. (That is a phrase I never thought I'd say).

Tomorrow night we are going to the Bormann’s abode for an ugly sweater party, drinks, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and white elephant gift exchange! It promises to be a GREAT time! Can’t wait! There will definitely be pictures of all the ugly sweaters. Wade's is awesome. I found it yesterday at a thrift store. Mine isn't holiday related but it's definitely ugly. The holiday related sweaters were impossible to find so I just settled on something that was heinous. I seriously wonder who the hell ever wore these damn things. They couldn't have possibly EVER been IN style. No flippin way.

What all do you have going on this weekend? Have any of your holiday parties started yet?

Hope you all have a marvelous weekend my loves!

xoxo~