Weekly Want-its!

Dum, dum, dum..... My want-its!!!! (I'm a greedy bitch, I know)

Michael Kors Skorpios Flair Calf Lux Hobo

Nine West Sleeveless Printed Dress with Tie

Jimmy Choo ‘Lola’ Studded Tote

Guess Dabbling Heel

Elie Tahari floral chiffon 'Tamryn' belted blouse

BCBGMAXAZRIA truffle leather pleated satin trim clutch

Chloe Silver Braided Back Zip Heels

Aidan Mattox belted dress

BCBGMAXAZRIA leather colorblock chain shoulder bag

A.B.S. Black Ruffle Belted Dress My WTF of the week: Candela ‘Loro’ Ewwwwwww

So I want to know, does anyone ever like my WTF items of the week? I know everyone has different tastes so I’m just curious. I just cannot comprehend how you would wear these damn things and make them look good?

And now for sexy party time, a little sugary and sweet: CK Flirty Pushup and bikini

Summa, Summa, Summa-time

Ah. Writers block. Not that I ever have anything that interesting to say anyway. Lately my life has consisted of traveling, drinking, traveling some more, drinking some more and that's about it. And really, how many interesting drinking and traveling stories can one tell?


Last weekend was no different. We drove to Illinois so Wade could race Sat and Sun while I hung out with the in-laws and my family who joined us there as well. We golfed, drank, shopped, drank, watched some racing, drank, boated, drank, gambled, drank and oh yeah, drank some more. It was a great weekend. The only way it could have been any better is if it had been about 10 degrees warmer and then we would have actually gotten into the water at the lake instead of just cruising around it. So no tanned tummy like I was wanting. But it was still wonderful.


This weekend we are actually going to be at home. I desperately need to get some house work done b/c I have been neglecting it since we've been gone all the time. The house is in shambles! And since football season is quickly approaching we'll be traveling some more to go watch the Cyclones get their asses handed to them (like always). So this weekened will be Boring (see that capital B, yep, that means super mega Boring). So nothing interesting for you guys today. So sorry. Here, take a look at this picture of Kobe and Bo b/c they're cute and maybe it will make this post not be a complete and total waste. This was taken right before Kobe started trying to hump the shit out of Bo on the boat. XOXO~

Wordless Wednesday

Look at me I'm on a mother fucking boat. I never thought I'd be on a boat... :)

Weekly Want-its!

It's that time of the week again and I must say I found some great shoes and dresses this week. Now if only I had the money to buy all of these (minus the WTF item of the week of course). :)

Kenneth Cole Patent Slingbacks
Vera Wang Brown Metallic Leaf Dress

CK Cora Pumps

Cole Haan Phoebe Satchel

BCBG Draped Jersey Dress

CK Calistah Pumps

Aidan Mattox Blue Ruffle Dress

Botkier Stevie Small Tote

A.B.S. One Shoulder Draped Dress

My WTF of the week: Why is it that all of my WTF finds are always shoes??? These are Fugly w/ a capital F...
True Religion Peace Boots

And now for sexy party time, what is sexier than Victoria’s Secret?

Cheerio my peeps!

Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.

Last weekend was lazy and it was a good thing we didn't have any traveling plans b/c I got sick. Summertime sickness blows. You are tired and grumpy and just want to be able to enjoy the weather but don't feel up to it. Prior to me getting sick though I did get to go do something I've never done before! I got to see how the pros do it.

That's right. My good friend, Drew came up to town and lucky me, he had an extra ticket to the PGA. We saw Tiger, Ernie, Vijay, Zach, Phil, Vang and all those guys who are so awesome at getting it in the hole. :) I must say that Tiger is a lot bigger in person than I thought he would be. Hunka-dunk. It was a very cool experience and I'm glad Drew took my ass along! Thanks D ~ You rule!

Since I sat on my sick ass ALL day Saturday I was feeling a wee bit more energized on Sunday and joined the hubs and some other friends of ours on a day long motorcycle cruise through Western Wisconsin. It is really gorgeous all along the river and we had a great time in beautiful weather riding and stopping for some beverages along the way. It's a great way to enjoy a lazy Sunday!

This weekend takes us to the wonderful state of Illinois. Wade will be racing in Peoria while I will be maxin and relaxin w/ the families. My parents, sis and Todd are all joining us at my MIL's abode. We'll be cruising the lake, golfing and oh yeah, drinking. Can't leave that out! :) So here's to hoping the weather is grand b/c my goals this weekend are:

• To tan my stomach (which hasn't seen the sun yet this summer)


• Hope that I learned something from the pros and my golf game miraculously improves


• Wear my new bathing suit that I purchased (with your input!)


• Drink until I can't feel feelings anymore! Yay!


• Spend some QT w/ the fam and relax, relax, relax!

So my internets friends, what fantabulous plans do you all have going on for the weekend? Anything fun?

Wordless Wednesday

Let the Converse All Star Twin Powers activate!

In the form of ___________!

(you fill in the blank; I would use beer b/c in 99.999% of all my pictures I am either holding a beer or within arms length of one.)

Holy fucknuts Batman! This is my 200th post!

Happy Hump day sweetums!

Weekly Want-it's!

Back from a brief haitus are my Weekly Want-it's! Enjoy!

Nine West Count Platform
Cole Haan Denney Bag

Michael Kors Black Leather ‘Moto’ zip jacket

Steve Madden Bjessie White Paris Tote

Giuseppe Zanotti black peep toe

Banana Republic drop waist dress

CK Katell Peeptoe

Black Halo Belted Dress

My WTF of the week: Even worse than the previous gladiator sandals…
Gadzooks! Ash Mystic Sandals

And sexy party time:La Perla Wild Forest

Booty Booty Booty

I'll start you all off with what I know you want to see today. Some ass in the face. That's right. Here you go. You're welcome. Happy Friday. Now onto a Sturgis recap! We started out our vacation with a ride in the Black Hills. We loaded Otis up in Kara's backpack for his first motorcycle joyride and he loved it! Doesn't he look so chillaxin?

After the ride we put out our pit for Wade's flat track race and started drinking! After a short rain the weather turned out to be perfect!

We hid in the van during the rain...

Once the races were over we hit the strip! We started the night out at Knuckles Saloon, did some great people watching and moved onto One Eyed Jack's which is where that very first picture was taken. Do you want a little explanation perhaps? Well, the place is not technically a strip club b/c they never take their clothes off, they just dance around on the bar and shake their money makers. Then every once and awhile guys would come up to the bar and give them a buck and they would literally sit their asses on their faces. Num num num. :) I was worried that they were going to choke out one guy he was up there for so long! Gross I know, but entertaining to watch!

The following morning when we came back from our showers we found this on the van... (Wade's race buds are some funny fuckers) There is also a giant penis w/ hairy balls on the front windshield! Haha! :)

We headed into town again, hit up several beer tents and did some bike sight seeing and then after the ridiculous hail storm was over we settled down to watch the UFC fights at the Knuckle Saloon. These are just random people off the street that sign up to fight so it's pretty fun to watch. And the finale was a chick fight! It's hard to tell in this pic but the chick on the left is wearing a bikini w/ a VERY short skirt over it and the other chick is wearing a mesh shirt w/ nothing under it and boy shorts. Very fight approrpriate right? They actually put on a good fight and lasted 2 rounds and both had bloody noses at the end of it. I was impressed but then again I was drunk so I was easily impressed. :)

We made random friends (who so generously bought us drinks!) Awesome!

And then ended up at the Loud American where a great band was playing. Wade and I give it 2 thumbs up! Awesome again!

We took some shots which were actually VERY tasty. I wish I knew what it was so I could make some myself... And we cabbed it back to our campsite very happy and drunk (well, at least I was). :)

On our last day in Sturgis we took a long ride through the Black Hills. Unfortunately for us we overestimated the temperature for the day and our ride to Mt. Rushmore was freaking long and cold. So we stopped at a roadside vendor and bought the only shirts we could find that were in our sizes which happened to match. So we looked really cool if you can't tell. :)

Cruisin!

Now this is some helmet hair! This is prior to our shirt purchase and I was freezing! Lucky for Kobe he stayed warm in the bag (and he did NOT want out!!)

Poor Kara got stung by a bee at Mt. Rushmore. Her elbow swelled up and was very pretty. :)

Kobe's first visit to a national monument!

After walking the trail around Mt. Rushmore Kobe had some extra steam he wanted to blow off and attacked Wade's arm. He loves to play wrestle! How cute is he? I am biased but I think he is pretty damn cute.

That night after dinner Kara and Todd turned into pussies and went to bed early so Wade and I hit the town alone, drank and people watched some more. We had 2 beers each and then ran out of money and instead of hitting up the ATM we decided to head back to camp and drink some of our beer we already had. This ended up being a great decision since we ended up getting pulled over on our way back. The cop asked Wade to sit in the passenger seat while the other cop made small talk with me. They said they couldn't read the plates on the bike b/c it was obscured by the tire, however as Wade is sitting in the cop car he looks up and can very clearly see the plates just fine. The cop quickly states that while we are both on it the plates aren't visible. Whatever. They were just looking for an excuse to pull us over to check for drunks, which is fine and all I guess, but you'd think that we would at least have to do something wrong first. Wade ended up blowing a .007 and they let us go. Phew! Talk about a slight freak out!

All in all, a great trip. We did see plenty of boobs (well, plenty in my book but not nearly enough in Wade's I'm sure) and "interesting" people, however compared to years past it was a bit tamer. Maybe b/c we are getting older??? I dunno. But it was still a blast! I love Sturgis!