Holy balls folks. We leave for Puerto Rico in less than 2 weeks!!! I desperately need to lose like 8 more pounds. I'll settle for 5. Tell me what I need to do! A bikini!?!?! At 5 months post pregnancy?!?!?! I know some people are like "Huh? That was PLENTY of time for you to be back in shape you fatty!" And I know, I know. I really should have picked up the pace earlier but I procrastinate. I always have and I don't see that changing anytime soon. So don't preach to me about my slacking in the shape up department, I know already. I need tips! What is the best way to tone this tummy in just under 2 weeks? (And I don't want to hear about any home enemas. I am not willing to do that.)
Also, please tell me what I need to do so that I don't miss Charlie like CRAZY while we are gone. I'm assuming that drinking insane amounts of alcohol on the beach will help. Any other ideas? B/c this face will be SO missed!!!
Also, please tell me what I need to do so that I don't miss Charlie like CRAZY while we are gone. I'm assuming that drinking insane amounts of alcohol on the beach will help. Any other ideas? B/c this face will be SO missed!!!
Kthxbai~
2 comments:
Try the Harcombe diet. You can lose up to five pounds in the first five days. It basically works on the principle that you don't mix animal fats and carbs - so you can have meat/fish and veg/salad, or potatoes/pasta with veg/salad. I do this diet on and off, and have lost weight eating things like nothing but cheese for lunch. If you google it you can find a five day plan for free based on its principles.
I'm not sure how you can not miss your child though. The alcohol sounds like a good idea! (Make up for not being able to drink when you were pregnant!)
My husband and I leave for Jamaica tomorrow for a week and we have a four month old at home. I am glad we aren't the only crazy ones that take a vacation with a new baby at home!
I haven't lost all the baby weight, but I do plan on eating, drinking, and sleeping lots:) Have fun!!
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