Everything’s More Funny When Drunk

There are few things that are as funny when you are sober as compared to when you are three shits to the wind.* One such instance is taking pictures. Ordinary pictures just will not do after you’ve been drinking. We took this to the extreme while in Vegas. The people in our photos became victims of the Unnecessary Close Up. We would ask our friends to pose for a photo op and then zero in on one person and zoom in as close as possible. They would unknowingly have a close up shot of their face plastered back at them when asking to view the picture on the camera (b/c they always ask to see it) and then be horrified at the prospect of someone being able to see their blackheads/boogers/wrinkles, etc when zooming in on the pic. This provided endless entertainment for us while drunk. Every time we’d break up in fits of laughter and pass the camera around for all to see. Say CHEESE!


Another such instance that is funny sober but WAY more funny drunk is fake facial hair. We were thoroughly entertained by this fake facial hair at the ISU/UNLV game for probably a whole quarter worth of the game. This explains why I don’t remember much of the actual game playing. But really, fake facial hair is so much more fun than football! Right? Well, if you’re drunk it is! Endless fun!


I seriously don't know how we ever got to be so damn fucking cool.

*Yes, I know the correct saying is sheets, however shits is more fun to say.

Mustachioed Men

I started thinking after I put up my last post that some of you may be wondering why the hell the guys grew moustaches. It's quite simple really. They are dorks. But then again, most men are. Haha... :)

Okay, the real story behind the staches:

Last year at Buzzards & Beer some of the guys decided that they would play Edward 40 Hands. For those of you who don't know what Edward 40 Hands is here is a picture to explain it...

And this is what happened to 2 of the 3 that finished...



Basically you duct tape two 40's to your hands and can't take them off until you finish them. This means either you pee your pants or you drink them fast. It results in a lot of drunken messes.

This year for some reason they decided they wanted it to be called Eduardo 40 Hands and they would start to grow a stasche 2 weeks prior just to fully participate whole heartedly in the game. (Travis being the over achiever he is, started 3 weeks in advance. That is what makes his porn-tastic.) Anyway, since we had a keg and a lighter attendance this year they decided not to buy 40's and so the stasches were grown for no reason other than a good laugh by all. I know I laughed. A lot. And then told Wade the second he got home to shave it. It looked like I was married to a pre-pubescent 12 year old. Now thats robbing the cradle!

Good times.