Friday, January 22, 2010

Kobe's Deep Thoughts


"Wow Mom. You've really let yourself go. Maybe you should lay off those holiday treats? But speaking of treats..."


*Update - I found the most hilarious website ever. This British guy talks in his sleep and his wife records it and puts it on their blog. He says the most amazingly hilarious things. There is also a video clip of them on Yahoo! today. I am laughing so hard right now I am crying. Happy freaking Friday! http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Just a few examples:
"I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!"
"I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

10 comments:

Claudine said...

That was too funny!

Organic Meatbag said...

awwww...doggie is so sweet with his concerns for you...mine is the same way...she looks at me as if to say "Stop eating your socks!"

drollgirl said...

hahaha!!!! you are so funny and so is kobe, and i can't wait to check out more of those reeeeeedonkulous lines muttered in that man's sleep. i am REALLY glad nobody records my mutterings. i used to tell jokes and laugh and laugh in my sleep. that was way back in the college/care-free years. lord only knows what i grumble about in my sleep now!

Erin said...

Haha thank you so much for sharing that! It was perfect ridiculous entertainment. I talk in my sleep but I don't think I ever say anything worthwhile.

Gabby said...

Awwww you really are preggers! :) Checking out that website now...have a great weekend!

P said...

Hahaha, the duck comment was AWESOME!!! Off to check out the blog now. :)

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

Cheese grater? He's into S&M? Ah ha ha. Too funny.

Elizabeth Marie said...

hahahahaha I love Kobe.

I need to check out this website. Balls and a cheese grater? I just vomed. :)

Aline said...

hahhhahaha

i am so going to stalk that website!

Anonymous said...

the pups belly pic is soooo cute.

my friends still haven't let me forget the time i sat straight up and said "a typewriter types" in my sleep and then knocked back out. i am a freak.