Hells Bells

Dear President Obama,

I’ve come to realize that the situation within the United States of America is in fact much more dire than I originally anticipated, therefore I have come to write you this letter requesting your help. I know you just stepped into office and are a newborn baby president, however this is of the utmost importance. You see, just this last weekend “Mall Cop” was the number one movie in the theaters. This can mean only one thing. We Americans are even more idiotic than originally predicted. Please you are our last hope. While G’dubya was in office we could count on him to say something that made us feel sharper, brighter, maybe even smart, but now you just flaunt your intelligence w/ perfectly written and articulated speeches. So please, help us, your fellow Americans. Not only are we now at a loss of humor when our president speaks but we have obviously caught whatever it was that Bush had. I mean, “Mall Cop”? Seriously?

Sincerely yours,

Not Quite That Dumb Yet

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An update on last weekend: We didn’t make it to the Monster Jam unfortunately. Our friends, Bob and Amy asked us to join them at the Cabooze for a tribute to the man in black (Johnny Cash if you didn’t get that reference) and well, that was way too good to pass up. The show was AWESOME. I have some pics but haven’t had a chance to upload any yet. Also, I apologize if there is a lack of posts and updates currently and into the next week. I’ve been extremely busy and don’t see that going away until the end of the month. I’m still trying to keep up though so bear with me.

Bushy Bush Be-Gone!

Bush has 2 weeks left as our Commander in Chief. In light of the change that will soon be here I thought I'd share w/ you a few of the more humorous things I've heard/read Bush say in his 8 years as our President. B/c lets face it I'm pretty sure Obama will not be nearly as entertaining in his speeches.

Also, I'm not posting these to get into political banter. I'm posting this for pure entertainment joy.

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." — September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" — January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." — Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tenn.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." — Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." — Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war." — June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

"Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die." — Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

"These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved." — June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

"Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech." April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

"The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place." — May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Ariz.

"Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." — July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

"This thaw — took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, La., as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Great holy geez, he's got some doozies. Anyone else got any good ones out there? I found these from Yahoo but I know there's got to be several more.

God help me, I think I'm gonna miss him. :)

It's time to votey vote vote!

As most of you know today is Election Day. Make sure you take a half hour of your time to go cast your vote and make your voice heard. Leonardo DiCaprio told me I should cast my vote, so who am I to say no to him???

A Little Bit of High School Bitchy

Two of the greatest combine!!!

And he could become the next president...

He looks like a clown. And something about him reminds me of Bush... But everyone likes a clown right?

To All You Joe 6-Packs...Maverick!

I'm a little late posting this clip, but here it is. I just love me some Fey. Could she be more dead on in her impersonation? She's definitely not afraid to get mavericky in there even though they didn't do the talent portion.

Fey Does It Again!

Seriously, she cracks me up. This skit rivals the last one I posted although I'd have to say I only snorted once while watching this one. :) Love it!

So Funny I Snorted

I'm sure many of you have already seen this, but for those of you who haven't you should take the 5 1/2 minutes and watch it. It's funny. Seriously funny. I really did snort. Just a little. Okay, a lot. I'm a snorter. I admit it. So sue me.

Vegas, here I come Baby!