Red Light District Here I Come!

As I've mentioned the hubs and I are taking a vacation of a lifetime this coming July. Wade is very close to finishing up his MBA (yay!) and he is taking a course this June in Lyon, France for his summer semester. I will be flying out there July 3rd to meet him in Paris. I CANNOT wait! Except for Mexico and the Caribbean I have never been outside of the United States so this trip is a big deal to me!

***If you've never been to Europe you can stop reading here b/c the rest of this post will be about as useful to you as already chewed gum.***

Anyhoots, we'll be spending approximately 2 days in Paris before taking off to Zurich, then to Rhine Valley, Germany, onto Bruges, Belgium and finally ending up in Amsterdam. I am looking for suggestions as far as where to go in any of these locations, where to stay, where to eat, where to party our asses off, etc. etc. We would like to keep this trip as cheap as possible, however I don't think I'm feeling the whole hostel stuff (something about sharing a room/shower/toilet/etc. w/ a stranger in another country...stranger danger! AND what if the hubs and I want to do some hanky panky in this foreign country!?!? I'm not one for voyeurism, although if you are into that I'm not judging you...really...to each his own! But I prefer to keep my hoohah to my hubby only. They don't call me Britney, bitch.) So any suggestions on where to go (or even where NOT to go) and things to do would be awesome. We're still in the early stages of planning (which means we haven't planned a damn thing except for the cities we want to visit) so please HELP!!! You can email me at kellielea79 [at] hotmail [dot] com.

In other questions, do you think they celebrate the Independence of America in France? Yeah, I didn't think so. Damn it.

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Also, Foreigner was AWESOME. Seriously a fucking great show. And yes, I was pretty much the youngest person there but I don't care. It. was. GREAT.

So I Creep...Yeah.

So the other night I had a dream.

It involved one of my favorite bloggers ever, Lilu. Her blog is hilarious, you must check it out.

The dream itself was very grainy but I do remember we were at a concert and she was pretending to be pregnant w/ a fake belly and all the while drinking tequila straight out of a bottle to try to get a rise out of people.

http://www.elements4health.com/the-dangers-of-alcohol-abuse-during-pregnancy.html

We were laughing about it all and having a good time until security threw us out for underage drinking b/c she was pregnant w/ child. Ridiculous, right? But it was funny.

But the fact of the matter is, I had a dream about someone I have never even met IRL. Our total relationship consists of some witty banter back and forth in our comments and twitter messages and my suggestion that I join in her and B's move to Utah and change to Mormonism to allow poligamy w/ my hubs and I (did that sentence make any sense? Oh well). This is not that I don't want to meet her IRL. I'd actually love to & hopefully the opportunity will arise sometime b/c she's hilarious. If she were a man I would totally freak-a-leak her. Instead I'll just ask if I can spoon w/ her since she's a big fan of that and all.

So tell me, have you ever dreamed about someone you've never even met before? Does it make me creepy? Maybe a bit weird? Definitely not psycho right? I sure the hell hope not.
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Oh yeah, and not to make you all jealous or anything but tonight, well, tonight I am going to see Foreigner. I will for sure be the youngest person there. I will be belting out their music and making the people around me glad that they lost their hearing when they were 70 and can turn down their hearing aide that is closest to me. I will be reminiscing about my junior high mixers and first kisses w/ little boys. Wait... no that came out wrong. I was little too at the time. I promise! I'm not a pervy pediphile! I just want to know what love is!!!

I've got a fever of 103. Seems the only cure for it is more Foreigner!

Jamie Foxx, how do you know me so well? Are you stalking me? Should I be creeped out?

Have any of you seen The Family Guy episode where Peter finds a genie and one of his wishes is to have theme music playing for him all day? I recently just heard the song that would be my theme song.

Blame it on the Alcohol - by Jamie Foxx (feat. T-Pain)

Don't get me wrong, the song pretty much blows major goat ass and the lyrics don’t all fit b/c most of them have to do w/ some chic getting drunk and horney and hitting up on dem and making der pants get “bigga”. But the point of blaming it on the alcohol is all about me.

Fall down the stairs? Blame it on the alcohol.

Spill on my shirt? Blame it on the alcohol.

Dance on the bar? Blame it on the alcohol.

Throw up at the table? Blame it on the alcohol.

Eat an entire pizza yourself? Blame it on the alcohol.

Shove gyros in bitchy girl’s face? Blame it on the alcohol.

Pee in McDonald’s parking lot? Blame it on the alcohol.

Think Carrot Top is hot? Blame it on the alcohol. No wait, blame that one on insanity.

Really, the list could go on and on.

So what would be your theme song? And what would you blame on the alcohol?

Hells Bells

Dear President Obama,

I’ve come to realize that the situation within the United States of America is in fact much more dire than I originally anticipated, therefore I have come to write you this letter requesting your help. I know you just stepped into office and are a newborn baby president, however this is of the utmost importance. You see, just this last weekend “Mall Cop” was the number one movie in the theaters. This can mean only one thing. We Americans are even more idiotic than originally predicted. Please you are our last hope. While G’dubya was in office we could count on him to say something that made us feel sharper, brighter, maybe even smart, but now you just flaunt your intelligence w/ perfectly written and articulated speeches. So please, help us, your fellow Americans. Not only are we now at a loss of humor when our president speaks but we have obviously caught whatever it was that Bush had. I mean, “Mall Cop”? Seriously?

Sincerely yours,

Not Quite That Dumb Yet

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An update on last weekend: We didn’t make it to the Monster Jam unfortunately. Our friends, Bob and Amy asked us to join them at the Cabooze for a tribute to the man in black (Johnny Cash if you didn’t get that reference) and well, that was way too good to pass up. The show was AWESOME. I have some pics but haven’t had a chance to upload any yet. Also, I apologize if there is a lack of posts and updates currently and into the next week. I’ve been extremely busy and don’t see that going away until the end of the month. I’m still trying to keep up though so bear with me.