Friday, May 15, 2009

So I Creep...Yeah.

So the other night I had a dream.

It involved one of my favorite bloggers ever, Lilu. Her blog is hilarious, you must check it out.

The dream itself was very grainy but I do remember we were at a concert and she was pretending to be pregnant w/ a fake belly and all the while drinking tequila straight out of a bottle to try to get a rise out of people.

We were laughing about it all and having a good time until security threw us out for underage drinking b/c she was pregnant w/ child. Ridiculous, right? But it was funny.


But the fact of the matter is, I had a dream about someone I have never even met IRL. Our total relationship consists of some witty banter back and forth in our comments and twitter messages and my suggestion that I join in her and B's move to Utah and change to Mormonism to allow poligamy w/ my hubs and I (did that sentence make any sense? Oh well). This is not that I don't want to meet her IRL. I'd actually love to & hopefully the opportunity will arise sometime b/c she's hilarious. If she were a man I would totally freak-a-leak her. Instead I'll just ask if I can spoon w/ her since she's a big fan of that and all.

So tell me, have you ever dreamed about someone you've never even met before? Does it make me creepy? Maybe a bit weird? Definitely not psycho right? I sure the hell hope not.
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Oh yeah, and not to make you all jealous or anything but tonight, well, tonight I am going to see Foreigner. I will for sure be the youngest person there. I will be belting out their music and making the people around me glad that they lost their hearing when they were 70 and can turn down their hearing aide that is closest to me. I will be reminiscing about my junior high mixers and first kisses w/ little boys. Wait... no that came out wrong. I was little too at the time. I promise! I'm not a pervy pediphile! I just want to know what love is!!!

I've got a fever of 103. Seems the only cure for it is more Foreigner!

14 comments:

Court said...

Freak-a-leak! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Matt said...

I dream about Eva Longoria all the freakin time.

does that make me a psycho?

probably... lets just keep this between our blogs.

kadler said...

Even if you're a pedophile, you're our pedophile.

And no, I haven't yet dreamed about bloggy friends, but I do talk about them to my boyfriend a lot. He doesn't really get it.

Moooooog35 said...

It's okay...you can tell them all about the dream you had with me in it.

Oh. Wait.

Reverse that.

Nevermind.

rachaelgking said...

Oh, you thought that was a dream?...

Good. Let's keep it that way.

(There is definitely NOT a fake pregnant belly in your closet, FYI... or if there is, I had nothing to do with it.)

DouglasDyer said...

Great. Now I'm going to dream about you and LiLu. And that celery stick in your picture. Time to get that Ambien prescription filled.

Bon Don said...

LUCKY!! I <3 Foreigner...

and I don't think it's creepy at all (about the dream) we spend most of our days reading about each other and commenting back & forth, we're bound to have some of it stick in our heads!

Aline said...

I love LiLu...she's a hoot

I've had a dirty dream about Luke Wilson, does that count?

Babs said...

I've had dreams about bloggers. and prince harry.

Baking With Plath said...

I have had multiple dreams about bloggers. In completely unrelated news, I need a life.

Elizabeth Marie said...

freak-a-leak omg! I had a visual!


Lilu rocks. Totally dreamy. GET IT.

Have fun at Foreigner, that is gosh darn awesome.

drollgirl said...

FOREIGNER?!??!? YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!

i remember when i was losing my virginit and all i could think of was the foreigner song: FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME! FEELS LIKE THE VERY FIRST TIME.

Allanah said...

I had a weird dream about a month ago that i met Lady Gaga running down a hotel hallway and we got a photo and a autograph and then I walked out of the hotel and to some other venue and Taylor Swift and I became friends, so weird.
BUT I did see Lady Gaga in REAL life last night at a concert in Auckland NZ :D was awesome.

Anonymous said...

I've had a dream about my roommates BF and I don't even think he's hot.

I think my subconscious is evil.