Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Mustachioed Men

I started thinking after I put up my last post that some of you may be wondering why the hell the guys grew moustaches. It's quite simple really. They are dorks. But then again, most men are. Haha... :)

Okay, the real story behind the staches:

Last year at Buzzards & Beer some of the guys decided that they would play Edward 40 Hands. For those of you who don't know what Edward 40 Hands is here is a picture to explain it...















And this is what happened to 2 of the 3 that finished...



Basically you duct tape two 40's to your hands and can't take them off until you finish them. This means either you pee your pants or you drink them fast. It results in a lot of drunken messes.

This year for some reason they decided they wanted it to be called Eduardo 40 Hands and they would start to grow a stasche 2 weeks prior just to fully participate whole heartedly in the game. (Travis being the over achiever he is, started 3 weeks in advance. That is what makes his porn-tastic.) Anyway, since we had a keg and a lighter attendance this year they decided not to buy 40's and so the stasches were grown for no reason other than a good laugh by all. I know I laughed. A lot. And then told Wade the second he got home to shave it. It looked like I was married to a pre-pubescent 12 year old. Now thats robbing the cradle!

Good times.

3 comments:

Kara said...

OMG. Crack me up. I love it. I'm sad I couldn't come. Nice hubby you have. ;)

LBluca77 said...

That sounds so fun. I think I am going to suggest that game to friends. 1970" porn starts with 40's taped to their hands. Awesome.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow, Bow Chicka Wow Wow, Wakka Chikka Wakka Chikka

Must always have background music in porn.

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