So I had my first encounter w/ my new Wii Fit the other night and it asked me to perform some random “balance” tests and crud. By combining the results of these tests and my actual age, weight, height, etc it determined that my Wii Fit age is….
Fourty-fucking-three!
Seriously? 43? Man. I need to work on my posture or something. I know I’m a klutz and therefore lack a certain sense of balance and trip over everything, but really? Am I so completely unbalanced that it considers me 14 years older than real life? Dang. Getting old sucks donkey penis.
I guess I’ll be working out on my Wii Fit a lot in order to get my Wii age down to my actual age. I’ll keep you posted as to how my progress goes. Or maybe I won’t. Who knows.
(On a side note it said Wade was 27. WTF? His Wii age is actually younger than he really is. Screw off Wade. Just kidding. Don’t. I love you.)
* Update: I typed this up and forgot to post it. Since I first wrote it I have dropped my Wii Fit age down to 39. I am still 10 freaking years over my actual age. Can someone please buy me some granny panties? I seem to be needing some.
10 comments:
that Wii Fit Age thing is COMPLETELY bogus...
One day I'll be 27... the next day I'll be 43... WTF?
actually I have learned its not funny to comment about a girls age.
so I am just going to say Hi.
I did the same thing with a Wii Fit and instead of giving me my age, it popped me into the "Wii Last Will and Testament" program.
this is why i'm staying away from Wii fit!!
Oh crap, forget it I won't even attempt to get my Wii age, it'll just shoot off some sparks and break
I have never heard of this Wii age that you speak of
haha.. My kids got this for Christmas but it is my wife who plays it. She uses the fit everyday!
She is up there right now cheering because her fit age is 35. She is 36. haha
ahahah....we finally got the fit for xmas and the first day it said I was 28 ...and it told my husband that not only was he FAT but he was 48!!! He was so mad .....then day three comes and it told me I was 46!!! I was like, F.u. WII, I'M SICK!!! Needless to say, I haven't been back on it since...lol.
Oh my god I so want a wii fit, but not if the bastard is going to make me much older than I really am.
Hhahaha! Oh my god, I so want to try
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