"You're a fucking computer dork who doesn't know shit about computers."
Sorry guys. Blame it on the hubs. It’s the weekend and all I can think of right now is getting my mouth wrapped around a cock. A cocktail! Come on you pervies! Get your heads out of the gutter. (No wait, don't. I don't want to be the only one w/ my head down there.) :)* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
However, in other muy importante news, my BBF Bon Don gave me the bestest award!
This award is kick ass. Don't deny it! And yes, you can all be jealous. I would be. Bon Don is a rock star and I would be lost w/o her and her sparkly eyes. She totally lights up my life and spins me right round baby, right round. In all seriousness, she really is sweet ass blogger. So go check her out when you get a moment.
And w/ that I'm off like a prom dress. I hope you all have a fabulous weekend. Mine will consist of cleaning my car and drinking a lot. Wow. That is one hectic (read: lazy) weekend I've got going on! What do you all have planned?
17 comments:
HAHAHA...
I got a laugh out of it.
ha...that exchange with your husband could have worked out EXACTLY the same way between me and Hub.
love bondon....she is the best:)
Have a great weekend!
Does that make me gay ? Cuz i`ve been wrapping my mouth around cock for 26 years now. have a nice drinkend.... yes you can use that..patent pending.
That whole post makes me think you have some sexual frustration. Tell your husband to stop playing Mario Kart and bang you.
i got the cock this morning and plan on the cocktail tonight. :)
hope your weekend is fab!!!
hahahaha!!!! That is hilarious.
yay for being a BBF of Bondon, we should start a club! <3
Have a fabulous weekend darling!
Cleaning, taxes... oh yeah, and more booze than you've ever SEEN! Boo yah!
And don't worry. My head is perpetually down there, Gutter-Buddy.
you're facking hysterical.
A nap marathon. Enjoy your cock!
you are too funny!
thanks for donating to our dachshund fundraiser, we really appreciate it! :)
have a good weekend!
This cracked me up hahahaha
Ok, I am jealous of your sweet award, but you should be jealous because I'm in L.A. and I'm going to DISNEYLAND tomorrow. Ouch, I know it must suck not to be me right now...
ps:
Mario Kart for N64 or Wii?
off like a prom dress?!
that was totally me
I went on the worst date of my life this weekend. stay tuned for the horrific details.
HAHAHA you are hilarious!
Haha... bad husband!
this post actually made me laugh out loud. by the way, your header pic is AMAZING. bloody mary's all the way!
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