Monday, April 13, 2009

Twilight, Twibright, the First Twi I See Tonight...

Late last week I got a “visitor”. This visitor was sent to me by the wonderful BWP for winning her cat naming contest and I am so lucky. Seriously, best prize ever. (And I'm aware that I say seriously a lot but get over it b/c I'm totally serious). Anyway, you guys are going to be so super jealous. I contemplated not even telling you at all. But fuck it. I like to gloat.

Robert Pattinson came to visit me.

That’s right. Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame!!!

And he’s staying for however long I want!!!

And he’s just as hot in person as he is on screen!!!

And really for all you naysayers out there claiming he is smelly and dirty I can honestly say he isn’t dirty. He’s quite clean actually. And he isn’t smelly. He smells like…well, like cardboard. Kind of odd, but whatever it’s not like it’s a nasty smell.

Anyway, my neighbor, Beth, is in super duper love w/ Robert. I know, I know. Most chics dig him. Regardless, I called her over to come meet him and get a photo op and look at where she grabbed him! In-a-pro-priate! :)

What a dirty lil neighbor I have! :) Although I really can’t blame her. I will be grabbing up on that for days (or months, or years, whichever I want!) b/c he’s ALL mine! Yay! Robert is mine to stay!

I'm going to bake him cookies and take him on walks with Kobe. We'll go shopping together at the Galleria and bike around Lake Calhoun. I'm even going to watch High School Musical 2 with him! It's going to be so super rad!

I hope the hubs doesn’t get jealous…

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am so so jealous!

So@24 said...

That's it.

I'm becoming a vampire.

Aline said...

ha! That is hilarious!!

Matt said...

This is ridiculous!!!!!!!!

aimee said...

i'm so jealous of you right now. lucky!!! that is seriously the best prize EVER!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha I am cracking up. I am so glad you like him. If you come home and find me dry humping him, well, sorry.

Narm said...

This is hysterical. I still don't see what it is about him that the ladies love - but your passion can't be denied.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am speechless.

golublog said...

For some reason he looks alot creepier as a cardboard cutout.

Anonymous said...

Careful, I heard paper cuts can be wicked!

noone said...

Aww now he can watch you sleep everynight!!

drollgirl said...

LUCKY!!!

oh edward. oh robert. get over to my place, STAT!!!!

rachaelgking said...

How could he NOT be jealous?

Is it glittery? Please say yes.

Dolce said...

I feel really stupid for being slightly jealous.

But I guess this works out better. If I came home with a Rob cut out, the husband would flip the f* out!

he has limits.

Christina said...

haha, oh my goodness, if only edward real (sigh).

Anonymous said...

I thought I read BWP hated Twilight? Did she go out and buy this just for you? that's cute if she did.

Too bad every guy isn't as cute as Edward. Or at least the Edward I imagine when I read Twilight.

kadler said...

Haha, omg, can I borrow him for my birthday? I'm envisioning a romantic picnic, complete with champagne and chocolate covered roses.

Bon Don said...

I'm watching Twilight right this very second for the 1,258,687,459,631st time and he looks hotter every time.

Lucky girl!

Singlegrrrl said...

This is so amazing. I love life-sized cut outs. I had one of Ralph Machio as the Karate Kid when I was a kid. H.O.T. Then it got all mildewy when I temporarily stored it in the basement ...

Babs said...

I thought you were serious at first.... god I am so gulliable

Anonymous said...

Oh, that is SO funny!! :)

Beth said...

I have to say, every time I look at your house, the life size cardboard cutout of Edward startles me! :) Hunter asked me the other day, "What is that guy doing? Why is he looking at me?"

I hope you all had fun tonight. I'm sorry I couldn't come over. Hunter had a hard time falling asleep and I feel soooooo tired! Maybe we'll see you this weekend!

Beth