Robert Pattinson came to visit me.
That’s right. Robert Pattinson of Twilight fame!!!
And he’s staying for however long I want!!!
And he’s just as hot in person as he is on screen!!!
And really for all you naysayers out there claiming he is smelly and dirty I can honestly say he isn’t dirty. He’s quite clean actually. And he isn’t smelly. He smells like…well, like cardboard. Kind of odd, but whatever it’s not like it’s a nasty smell.
Anyway, my neighbor, Beth, is in super duper love w/ Robert. I know, I know. Most chics dig him. Regardless, I called her over to come meet him and get a photo op and look at where she grabbed him! In-a-pro-priate! :)
What a dirty lil neighbor I have! :) Although I really can’t blame her. I will be grabbing up on that for days (or months, or years, whichever I want!) b/c he’s ALL mine! Yay! Robert is mine to stay!
I'm going to bake him cookies and take him on walks with Kobe. We'll go shopping together at the Galleria and bike around Lake Calhoun. I'm even going to watch High School Musical 2 with him! It's going to be so super rad!
I hope the hubs doesn’t get jealous…
22 comments:
I am so so jealous!
That's it.
I'm becoming a vampire.
ha! That is hilarious!!
This is ridiculous!!!!!!!!
i'm so jealous of you right now. lucky!!! that is seriously the best prize EVER!
Hahaha I am cracking up. I am so glad you like him. If you come home and find me dry humping him, well, sorry.
This is hysterical. I still don't see what it is about him that the ladies love - but your passion can't be denied.
Wow, I am speechless.
For some reason he looks alot creepier as a cardboard cutout.
Careful, I heard paper cuts can be wicked!
Aww now he can watch you sleep everynight!!
LUCKY!!!
oh edward. oh robert. get over to my place, STAT!!!!
How could he NOT be jealous?
Is it glittery? Please say yes.
I feel really stupid for being slightly jealous.
But I guess this works out better. If I came home with a Rob cut out, the husband would flip the f* out!
he has limits.
haha, oh my goodness, if only edward real (sigh).
I thought I read BWP hated Twilight? Did she go out and buy this just for you? that's cute if she did.
Too bad every guy isn't as cute as Edward. Or at least the Edward I imagine when I read Twilight.
Haha, omg, can I borrow him for my birthday? I'm envisioning a romantic picnic, complete with champagne and chocolate covered roses.
I'm watching Twilight right this very second for the 1,258,687,459,631st time and he looks hotter every time.
Lucky girl!
This is so amazing. I love life-sized cut outs. I had one of Ralph Machio as the Karate Kid when I was a kid. H.O.T. Then it got all mildewy when I temporarily stored it in the basement ...
I thought you were serious at first.... god I am so gulliable
Oh, that is SO funny!! :)
I have to say, every time I look at your house, the life size cardboard cutout of Edward startles me! :) Hunter asked me the other day, "What is that guy doing? Why is he looking at me?"
I hope you all had fun tonight. I'm sorry I couldn't come over. Hunter had a hard time falling asleep and I feel soooooo tired! Maybe we'll see you this weekend!
Beth
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