Thursday, July 16, 2009

Bonjour my lovers!

And we're back. We got back to the good ole USA on Monday afternoon. I took Tuesday off to recuperate and I actually got all of the 450+ photos from our trip loaded onto the computer and even my favorites onto Facebook.

We had such a great trip. It was unreal. I figure for blog post purposes that I'll break our trip summary up into 4 different posts (one for each trip stop). So we'll begin with Paris.

I landed in Paris at 9:30am (but it felt like 2:30am to me). I was nervous to find the meeting spot that Wade had told me to meet him at. After finding what I thought was the right spot I paced around waiting for Wade to arrive on his train. When I finally saw him it was so great. I had missed the hell out of him!

I was beat from the plane ride and time difference but there was to be no rest for the weary! We are in Paris!

Our first day consisted of walking around to get acquainted with the neighborhood we were in which was perfect b/c there were restaurants EVERYWHERE and we were directly across the street from the train station that we were scheduled to leave from. We wandered down to Notre Dame, the Isle of St. Louis and walked along the Seine, stopped in an Irish pub for a brew and finally headed back to the hotel for some dinner and wine and passed the hell out.Our 2nd day we slept in, walked down to the Louvre (which was free b/c it was the 1st Sunday of the month = perfect!) and then started heading toward the Eiffel tower. We were thinking we'd find somewhere to eat along the way and grab some grub and drinks but once you head out of the gardens surrounding the Louvre there really isn't anywhere to stop between there and the Eiffel tower. So by the time we got there I was beat (it was a long walk!) and starving and really wanting a drink! We got a Coke that ended up costing us $5 (oops) and then waited in line to go up the tower. The view from the 2nd level was amazing!

After that was over and done with we found a cafe and drank some wine while waiting to meet up with Chris and Crystal for dinner. Chris was Wade's roommate in Lyon during his MBA course and he and his wife were in Paris at the same time as us. We had a great steak and french fries (they serve french fries w/ EVERYTHING and mayo w/ the fries) dinner along w/ some overly expensive (but tasty) wine and then headed to the gardens by the Eiffel Tower to watch the light show. Chris and Crystal had so nicely brought along 2 bottles of wine and we popped those suckers open and plomped down on the grass to drink, chill and watch the lights. I must say the light show was kind of lame although it was pretty. But the whole night was a blast (from what I can remember)!




The only bad thing is that there is nowhere to pee! So I held it in for so long that I eventually had to pee in the bushes. Fun. And then by the time we left it was SO late that we couldn't find a bus and I couldn't find a toilet and we had a very very long walk back to our place so I thought I'd try to pee behind a post on a building. Not a good idea. A guard caught me, Wade shit his pants and then I had to rinse my pee down with a bucket of water the guard gave me. But well, when you gotta go, you gotta go! The French could learn a thing or two about making toilets more accessible! Even when you finally can find one it will cost you money to use! Absurd!
Oh yeah, and quite possibly one of the best parts of Paris... a bird shit on Wade's head while we were waiting for our train. Hahahahaha! Awesome. :)

All in all, Paris was a great city to visit. Until next time... Au reviour.

10 comments:

Dolce said...

I didn't realize this until now, but in all of your pictures you look like a prettier version of Amy Peohler.

i think she's already pretty...so this is a compliment.

I usually get Elaine from Sienfeld... it's the hair (which the style has been retired)

Lady Jane said...

I love that you had to rinse your pee...just like I had to shovel my shit. LOVE IT:))) And the bird...fantastic! Can't wait to hear more and see more pics:)

Elizabeth Marie said...

You guys would win for cutest effing couple ever. Love the pics!!

You had to rinse your pee? WTF Paris.

GeologyJoe said...

is that snake biting her boob? yikes. ouch.

Kellie said...

Dolce - You are now approximately the 10th person to tell me that! I take it as a compliment b/c I think she's cute too! :)

Lady Jane - Yep, I had to rinse my damn pee. Like it did ANY good whatsoever. Oh well, at least I didn't go to jail!

Liz - Thank you doll! :) And I 2nd WTF Paris.

Geology Joe - Yep, the snake is getting a little action and she seems to be diggin it. Yikes.

Court said...

Once I had to pee so bad when we got back from a long night at the bar that I couldn't even make it down the steps to my apartment, I peed in the parking garage. lol whatevs.

drollgirl said...

bahahha!!! i am so glad you had fun!

why no toilets?!?!? wee wee oui oui?!?!? that is bogus!

and a bird shit on his head?!?!? gsus. a seagull shit on my arm once, and i went stark raving mad. not really -- i almost burst into tears. lame-o!

Allanah said...

Ah amazing! Your photos are awesome as well, mine always turn out shiteous, hmm maybe you should give me tips haha.

Gabby said...

Great pictures, I'm so glad you had fun - and I LOVE all the little parts of the story that make it so YOU {the bird shit, the peeing, etc etc}. You know what I mean!

Aline said...

it sounds amazing!!! (with the exception of the bushes thing:)