Oh Robert, You're Scaring the Shit Out of the Hubs so he is Forcing me to put you Downstairs and it Makes Me Cry Sad Sad Tears

Unfortunately for me Wade has gotten tired of getting scared everytime he comes home by seeing Robert hanging out in our living room while he anxiously awaits my return. So I've been forced to seclude Robert into the basement. I really just think he's a bit jealous. :) In the past few weeks Robert and I have had a lot of fun together and I'm really going to miss him. So I put together this small photo montage to honor him.


Did any of you know that Robert has a passion for being fed Cheetoh Puffs? Neither did I! But boy oh boy does he love them! He gobbles them right up!



He also got pretty good at giving me the stink eye after I kept popping in on him while in the shower. But I just couldn't resist!!! He's just too hot!


We liked to nap together and I'd wrap my arms around his flat, smooth chest... Mmmmm...



Robert is also an excellent griller. He just has to watch out not to stand too close to the grill b/c we don't want him going up in flames!!! Yikes!
And not to worry, I won't banish him to the basement forever. He's way too good looking to do that to him. I'm not ever letting him leave my house either b/c, lets face it, if you had Robert Pattinson over at your house would you ever let him leave? I didn't think so. So I may soon be brought up on kidnapping charges. Let's hope the po-po go easy on me. I'll just claim temporary insanity caused by insane hotness on Robert's part.

Happy Friday my lovekins!