Thursday, October 29, 2009

Flea Biscuit, Wine in a Diet Coke Can and Halloweiner

Thank goodness it is Thursday. The end of the week is near. Halloweiner is coming and so is my dear sis and her boy toy, Todd. Teehee. We will be having a blast and I can't wait!

Kobe, my little dear pup, has somehow got fleas. He has never in his 7 years on earth had fleas so I don't know what to do. I've bathed him twice and put a flea collar on him. Last night I went Nazi on our house and washed our sheets, his doggie bed and the blankets we had laying around and I vacuumed the carpets and rugs. How the heck do you get rid of these damn fuckers? I am about to fumigate our entire house b/c it is making me all paranoid that I have fleas and making me itchy and I am going insane trying to figure out if I really am itchy or if it is all in my head! I'm going psycho! So any suggestions from my dear friends would be greatly appreciated.

Tonight we will be watching It's Always Sunny and drinking Riot Juice out of milk jugs. Can this show get any better? Seriously if you are not watching it then shame on you. I'm not sure we can be friends. Just kidding. We can be friends but I will leave you in the dust w/ my IASIP jokes and references and then you will feel dumb. Here I am last week w/ our rad neighbors. I had the worst wine headache all day last Friday so here's to hoping the Riot Juice will not do the same to me tomorrow. *crossing fingers*

Kobe is going to be a Rock Lobster* for Halloween. It was the only costume I could find in his size. He hates it b/c it has an attached hood/hat so I have a feeling he will be wearing it for a total of 5 minutes. But isn't he adorable??? *If you don't get the Rock Lobster reference, check out this video. Family Guy is great.
I was looking to see what we went as for Halloween last year and couldn't find any pics. That must mean that last year was lame and we didn't dress up for some reason. If I don't remember it then it couldn't have been anything spectacular. Right? Or my memory is just for shit (which it is). So instead here is a picture from Halloween 2007. I was a deviant housewife w/ my "handyman" Wade, Kara was a hippie and Nicole was a cowgirl. And yes, those are condoms in my pocket. Safety first!!! :)

Coming up tomorrow night, a party at my friend Zach's place and our 1st chance to wear our costumes. I can't wait but Wade is dreading it b/c he hates his bull costume. Then Saturday night another costume party at Picosa. So we get to wear our costumes TWICE! This has me majorly stoked and Wade majorly pissed. Oh well. I think our costumes will be a hit! Pictures will be sure to be posted next week so stop on back here! Until then I hope you all have a rad Halloweiner! Have a ball but be safe! I think we are taking the bus again! Whoopee! Responsibility FTW!

Happy Halloweiner! (I just wanted to type weiner again, I know I'm adolescent.)

xoxo~

10 comments:

rachaelgking said...

CAN WINE FTW!!!!!!!!!

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

We can't be friends unless you like milk steak, magnets and ghouls. Oh and lady...COVER YOUR KNEES!

Aline said...

I can't wait to see the pictures!!!!!!

Court said...

First of all Kobe is the SHIZNIT in his lobster costume! LOL! AWESOME.

2nd of all I think I need some riot juice.
asap.

Happy Halloweiner!!!!!!

drollgirl said...

hahah! kobe!!!!!!

and the flea thing is easy. just pick up some advantage flea stuff at the pet store, and it takes them all away. my cats had a mad outbreak once a few years back and i was in a fucking panic. they were EVERYWHERE. but that advantage stuff took care of all of them.

Gabby said...

1. Drollgirl is right, Advantage works really well...that's all we use. Bella only has had fleas maybe twice (usually after we walk her somewhere new, the lil fleabag}.

2. Riot juice, yes! Boo for wine hangovers.

3. Kobe is ridiculously cute! I almost bought Bella a Heidi costume today, but I knew she would hate it and me and I didn't bother.

Elizabeth Marie said...

CAN WINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Rock Lobster? LOVE KOBE!!!!

P said...

A deviant housewife - what a good idea!!!

Matt said...

I love its always sunny...

You notice the benefits to wine in a can almost immediately!

Grace Matthews said...

Love Rock Lobster costume and totally love Family Guy. You should get some Frontline for Kobe...you can order ot online or get it from your vet. It will kill the fleas on him and the ones in the house. Good Luck!