And I have been pissing non stop.
I’m sure my co-workers probably have noticed my frequent bathroom visits especially since prior to today I used to go to the restroom at work maybe once a day. Maybe. Sometimes I didn’t go at all. I’ve got a bladder of steel. So they probably think I have a urinary tract infection or something. OR even worse yet, diarrhea! Oh dear Lawd. They probably think that I have to keep running to the bathroom so that I don’t shat myself!
What does drinking all this water even do for me? Cleanse out my bladder? Make sure my hands are clean all day from all the hand washing? Make me look like Kiera Knightly? Because I don’t think it is really worth it to have to be running to the bathroom every hour (unless it will make me look like Kiera and then I’m game).
And I haven’t even drunk half the amount that you are supposed to consume yet. I just feel bloated and full.This is bull shit.
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I think it cleanses out your entire system??? I dunno. I pee a lot anyways so I'm not even gonna try this.
If your nosey coworkers are anything like mine, then they think you're preggo. People love to assume that if you're married and of a certain age then anything you do is because you're pregnant. Oh and the eight glass thing is just a guide line, but you should increase water intake to counter act alcohol and soda. It will make you less dehydrated which will diminish headaches, help you sleep better, make you not as hungry, make your skin look better, and help everything in your body to work better {so you can continue to binge drink when the time is appropriate well into your life!} .
there is water in beer.
just double up on your beer intake until you get the appropriate water consumption.
this wont help with the peeing... but I dont know how to solve that.
You only go to the bathroom ONCE a day while at work? Wow...crazy!
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I've been trying too, but I can't stop either! I know that I have been eating less though...I am doing it because my skin is so dry!
The more I read you, the more alike I think we are. Weirdly enough, on Monday I started trying to make a concerted effort to drink more water (I managed to drink 2 litres of water a day once upon a time and lasted about three months and seriously it made my skin GLOW!) , but preferring fizzy juice and alcohol and not particularly liking water causes some problems for me. I managed 1 1/2 ltrs on Monday, 1/2 ltr on Tuesday, 1 litre on Wednesday and - er - none today.
I'll tell you one thing though. If you drink lots of water for a couple of days and are peeing non stop and then STOP drinking water . . . you need the toilet even LESS than you did in the first place. It's weird, but convenient!
Ugh. I know how you feel! I drink a ton of water in the morning though so I don't pee so much in front of my co-workers in the afternoon.
Ok. You are hilarious! Better drink some more water just for the benefit of playing mind games with your co-workers.
I need to drink more water too but I hate having to pee every 20 minutes.
I don't think it's all it's cracked up to be.
if all that water would make me look like cindy crawford in the 90's, i'd be on board!
i probably drink 4 glasses of water a day. i think that is enough. if you throw in tea which is largely made of water, i might just be golden.
and alcoholic drinks have TONS of water in them, don't they? especially beer? or maybe i am crazy!
hellotaylor - I suggest to not even try it. The amount of time I have spent peeing I could have spent doing something much more fun or productive and if you already pee a lot you'll never leave the restroom!
CarrieBeth - Thanks for the info. I hope they don't think I'm preggo. If they do then they probably think my fetus is drunk 24/7.
Matt - I like your logic. A lot.
Mel - Bladder of steel. It's a good thing.
Cupholderguy - I don't link to others for advertisement purposes. This isn't a blog to sell things, it's just for me to rant/spew/chat and I'd like to keep it that way. Nothing personal. Hope you understand!
Hanako66 - So it's made you eat less? Like a diet. Hmmm...
P - Yes, I think we are quite alike! I prefer fizzy drinks and alcohol too! :)
Patty - If I drank a ton of water in the morning I would be up peeing all day I would think... And it makes me feel like a bloated pig.
anotherfish - Mind games are fun, aren't they? Hehe!
Liz - I'm w/ you on this one. I'm not sold on it. Maybe I'll give it another shot next week... Maybe.
Drollgirl - Yes, I think alcohol has tons of water in it. I think. And if it doesn't then no one better tell me b/c I like thinking that anyway! :)
1) it's total BS. I read that this is all wrong. only drink when you're thirsty
2) any post named piss fest is a friend of mine.
You'll get used to it sister. It totally helps my skin and I also pioss all the day long. Just thought I would share.
Haha! It's supposed to be good for you... but I can't follow the rules and get myself to drink 8 glasses either. However, if its going to turn me into Kiera, I'm game too. Let me know.
xo
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