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Just because I'm a lazy bitch I'm going to do a list post b/c I can.

• Looking down at my growing belly it looks as if I swallowed a bowling ball.
• I absolutely LOVE feeling our baby girl move. Ask me this again in a month though and I may have a different answer. Especially once she starts kicking my bladder.
• *Schmoop warning* Wade is a wonderful, supportive, loving and caring husband. I couldn't ask for a better man. He's going to be the best father.
• My pumpkin has been uncovered by the melting snow. It's 1/2 eaten by squirrels and in the middle of our yard. Anyone want to take bets as to if I will grow another pumpking plant this year?
• This new show "High Society" on CW is ridic. This guy blew through $200,000 in his trust fund and then asked his mom for an additional $50,000. WTF? Then he threw a drink on a girl at a club, it got in her eyes and they called a 911 b/c she was crying hysterically that it hurt. For serious? Rinse w/ water. It's just some Jack. Damn girl.
• I really, really, REALLY want a big glass of wine. Like really. Now.
• We're driving down to Iowa City this Saturday for a friend's wedding. It will be a huge drunken mess and I will be completely sober. Sad face. But I did get a new kick ass red maternity dress for it that shows off my bump just right!
• Kobe will no longer cuddle w/ me on the couch. I think he hates my bowling ball belly and that makes me cry. :(
• It's starting to feel like spring and that makes me so excited! I want to wear open toe shoes! I'm totally getting a pedi tomorrow and wearing some to this wedding. Rain be damned.
• I always thought I'd like having bigger boobs until I got them. These suckers are hard to dress. They make even the most conservative shirt look like I belong in a whore house.
• I'm wondering when my nesting mode will kick in b/c as of now the only mode I'm in is couch mode (interrupted by eat mode).
• Is ANYONE on this "High Society" show normal? Wow. This is like Lindsay Lohan train wreck good. :) This is taking over "Jersey Shore" on the trash list! Setting up DVR to record weekly now.
• I've got nothing. Nothing else. I have come to realize that my life now that I'm pregnant is pretty dull. But that is only temporary. :)

Hope ya'll have a great weekend!

No divorce for me!

Why Wade and I won't get a divorce

Ever since Wade and I got Dish and along with it 2 DVR’s we rarely fight over the TV anymore. Although I am the one who has 95% of the current shows set up to record, so this sometimes causes a conflict, but not compared to what our life was like pre-DVR! Thank you DVR! You’ve saved my marriage (and my ever expanding couch potato ass!)

This is great since Wade and I have vastly different tastes in TV shows. While he prefers things that contain motorcycles, hot chicks (no, not the type w/ feathers), history, engines/motors, or any kind of racing (but preferably motorcycle racing), I prefer things with drama, drama and more drama (oh, and sometimes Animal Planet, they just have so many cute critters!) I think the reason I like this TV smut is b/c I prefer to keep the drama on the screen and out of my real life. Yet, given the chance for some drama in my life, I generally tend to jump right in. Why is that? I seriously contradict myself…

Back to the real subject. There are only 3 TV shows that I can think of that we can both agree to DVR; “The Office” “The Family Guy” and “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. These shows are seriously hilarious, laugh-so-hard-you-fart-out-loud funny.

I’m especially excited for the new seasons to start, and I’ve got a hefty list to prove my TV addiction.

Currently on DVR:
Nip/Tuck (Sometimes I can get him to watch this w/ me since there are usually hot chicks and plenty of skin shown, but this is the one exception)
Grey’s Anatomy
Desperate Housewives
The Bachelor/ette (This is a serious addiction for me and a sad, pathetic one at that)
Gossip Girl (I know I’m too old to watch this, I don’t care)
ANTM (America’s Next Top Model)
Project Runway
DWTS (Dancing w/ the Stars)
Private Practice
Brothers & Sisters
Samantha Who?
Chuck (He’s such a cute nerd)
Dirty Sexy Money
Pushing Daisies
How I Met Your Mother
Extreme Home Makeover

New shows this season that I want to watch:
Kath & Kim
My Own Worst Enemy
The Ex List
90210 (Saw this Tues. night and have now programmed it into my DVR to give it another go round. I’m hesitant to think it can even compare to the original… And yes, I’m too old for this one too, whatever.)
Privileged
Worst Week

Shows I’m sad didn’t make it to another season:
Big Shots
Cashmere Mafia
Dirt
Men in Trees
Notes from the Underbelly
Miss Guided

I wonder... has my life been taken over by TV? Is my life so boring that I need to watch other people’s (some real/some acted) lives? Once I made this list it appears that way. Although I don’t find my life boring at all. I think I just have too much free time. I need a hobby. Something other than shopping and drinking (although I think those are 2 very acceptable hobbies). Any suggestions? And what TV shows are you most excited about?

Get out and play! (haha…yeah, right)