Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Blah, Blah, Blah

Just because I'm a lazy bitch I'm going to do a list post b/c I can.
  • Looking down at my growing belly it looks as if I swallowed a bowling ball.
  • I absolutely LOVE feeling our baby girl move. Ask me this again in a month though and I may have a different answer. Especially once she starts kicking my bladder.
  • *Schmoop warning* Wade is a wonderful, supportive, loving and caring husband. I couldn't ask for a better man. He's going to be the best father.
  • My pumpkin has been uncovered by the melting snow. It's 1/2 eaten by squirrels and in the middle of our yard. Anyone want to take bets as to if I will grow another pumpking plant this year?
  • This new show "High Society" on CW is ridic. This guy blew through $200,000 in his trust fund and then asked his mom for an additional $50,000. WTF? Then he threw a drink on a girl at a club, it got in her eyes and they called a 911 b/c she was crying hysterically that it hurt. For serious? Rinse w/ water. It's just some Jack. Damn girl.
  • I really, really, REALLY want a big glass of wine. Like really. Now.
  • We're driving down to Iowa City this Saturday for a friend's wedding. It will be a huge drunken mess and I will be completely sober. Sad face. But I did get a new kick ass red maternity dress for it that shows off my bump just right!
  • Kobe will no longer cuddle w/ me on the couch. I think he hates my bowling ball belly and that makes me cry. :(
  • It's starting to feel like spring and that makes me so excited! I want to wear open toe shoes! I'm totally getting a pedi tomorrow and wearing some to this wedding. Rain be damned.
  • I always thought I'd like having bigger boobs until I got them. These suckers are hard to dress. They make even the most conservative shirt look like I belong in a whore house.
  • I'm wondering when my nesting mode will kick in b/c as of now the only mode I'm in is couch mode (interrupted by eat mode).
  • Is ANYONE on this "High Society" show normal? Wow. This is like Lindsay Lohan train wreck good. :) This is taking over "Jersey Shore" on the trash list! Setting up DVR to record weekly now.
  • I've got nothing. Nothing else. I have come to realize that my life now that I'm pregnant is pretty dull. But that is only temporary. :)

Hope ya'll have a great weekend!

7 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

Seriously. You should put the computer DOWN and go to bed.

This is your last chance at any meaningful sleep until they're 10.

You've been warned.

Matt said...

No worries Kel, I'll drink enough for the both of us.

After this whole baby thing, you are going to be such a lightweight. Which will be good because alcohol money will be the new diaper money.

or so I've heard.

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

I feel you on the chest. It was really hard for me to get used to them being so gigantic!

drollgirl said...

bah! this post gave me three good laughs!

what the hell is this high society thing i am missing out on?!?! crap!

and kobe doesn't like your belly. SORRY!!! how rude of him. ahah hahahaha

hope you post a pic of you in your fab red dress. i bet you will look gorgeous!

p.s. countdown to wine consumption. you will make it. hang in there. my sister felt the same, and was thrilled when she could chug-a-lug after the baby was born.

drollgirl said...

oh. and big tits can be a sloppy mess. they are tricky. coming from one that knows....

FunnyGal KAT said...

Hello! CarrieBeth sent me over because I just announced on my blog that I'm knocked up too. And I can relate to your whole list, especially the craving alcohol more than ever and not being able to contain "the girls" in normal size shirts. They turn even my most conservative shirts into curtains to a peep show!

P said...

Spring makes me happy too. I actually didn't wear gloves yesterday and for the first time this year my hands weren't cold. It was AMAZING!