Wordless Wednesday

Ugly Sweater Family Picture

Weekly Want-its!

Gah. These first boots I want SO BAD. Who wants to get them for me for Christmas? Any takers??? I'd lurve you 4-ever!

Steve Madden Darbbyy Zippered Cuff Bootie
L.A.M.B. Hanah Pump

Kate Spade Drawstring Opus Shoulder Bag

Jimmy Choo Dessy Leather Eyelet Tote

French Connection Sateen Wizard Wonder Strapless Dress

Calvin Klein Shannon Dress

BCBG Metallic Sparkle Ruffle Dress (how about this for the holidays!!! Perfect!)

Donna Karan Crinkled Leather Zipper Satchel

Chloe Chain Embellished Wool Skirt

Carmen Marc Valvo Coral Chiffon Beaded Scoop Neck Dress

And now it’s Sexy Party Time Fockers! Ongassamer Passion Flower Push-up & Panty

My weekly WTF item this week is NOT shoes! It’s a dress that looks like a cover-up but is really just a fugly silk dress. Ewwy. (I have no idea how to spell that. Ewie. Ewwie. Ewy. ???) BCBG Blue Silk Strapless Malfunction

U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi ugly sweater!

I am finally beginning to catch back up on blog land, however if I haven’t been commenting a lot lately I apologize. It’s hard to get back up to date! I’m so glad it is the freakin weekend and we’re bout to have us a ball.

I am not doing a damn thing tonight. Hubs is traveling home from Santiago, Chile where he has been since Tuesday (after a ridiculous layover in Atlanta that was all jacked up) and I get to pick him up tomorrow morning from the airport. So tonight I plan on watching a chick flick, having a couple drinks and maybe some popcorn or something and relaxing under a blanket on the couch w/ my fur muffin, Kobe.

Speaking of my fur muffin, he had such bad gas the other night. Damn. He rarely farts and if he does the smell promptly dissipates since he is so small and it’s all good. However the other night I swear these things were so freaking stinky that they solidified in the air and I accidentally ate them. I had fart in my mouth. I know it. It was disgusting. And each time he’d do it he’d look up at me w/ these sad eyes like “sorry I just shit in your mouth but my tum feels like ass”. Barf. But definitely a face you can't stay mad at for shitting in your mouth. (That is a phrase I never thought I'd say).

Tomorrow night we are going to the Bormann’s abode for an ugly sweater party, drinks, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and white elephant gift exchange! It promises to be a GREAT time! Can’t wait! There will definitely be pictures of all the ugly sweaters. Wade's is awesome. I found it yesterday at a thrift store. Mine isn't holiday related but it's definitely ugly. The holiday related sweaters were impossible to find so I just settled on something that was heinous. I seriously wonder who the hell ever wore these damn things. They couldn't have possibly EVER been IN style. No flippin way.

What all do you have going on this weekend? Have any of your holiday parties started yet?

Hope you all have a marvelous weekend my loves!

xoxo~

(Not) Wordless Wednesday

Me & Ang out the weekend before last. That martini was a delicious key lime pie one and I inhaled it! :)
"You guys are my best friends! Palin' around!" :)

Weekly Want-it's!

Ah. Better late than never right? I'm so behind since being on vacation. But it was a great vacation. The days off were much needed. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! We traveled all through MN, IL and IA and got to see basically everyone so it was a lot of fun.

Without further adieu, my weekly want-it's. There are some goodies this week. Especially the Sexy Party time if I do say so. Enjoy!
Vera Wang Lavender Label Navy Polka Dot Dress

Steve Madden Toppazz Red Suede Platform

Steven by Steve Madden Pucker Up Satchel

Steve Madden Denvur Boot

Romeo & Juliet Couture black jersey zip detail dress

Cole Haan Leather Motocross Jacket

Calvin Klein Cassidy Pump

BCBG Truffle Seamed Leather Hobo

See by Chloe Tag Along Bag

BCBG Tiered Ruffle Sateen Halter (This pic doesn't do it justice. Click the link and look at the details. Ah-mazing!)

It’s your favorite time of the week! Well, at least my favorite time! Sexy Party Time! Chantelle Boudoir Convertible Bustier

My weekly WTF item is, what else, shoes, again. But why are there so many godawful shoes out there??? They are asking for it with these uglies…
Steve Madden Godes

Love ya'll! Have a good week!

Wordless Wednesday

Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow! I'll see ya'll next week!
Gobble Gobble!

It's Thanksgiving time, so don't be a turkey (b/c I'll eat you)

Okay guys. I need your help. And your help comes in the form of clicking a link and making a comment. How easy is that??? Serious easy.


My wonderful, kind and giving neighbors are going to donate 2 ounces of baby formula for every comment they get on this post through the month of November. The more comments that are left the more formula they will donate. It's as simple as typing "great idea!" or "babies are cute thanks for helping to feed them!" or even "don't kick the baby!"


http://bormanntwins.blogspot.com/2009/11/cans-of-formula-for-comments.html

So click on that link above and leave a comment. Plus they have the most adorable twins ever so you can also look at their cute baby pictures if you want. You don't have to. But I would. B/c they are precious little stinkers.

See what I mean?

Here is what inspired her to do this:


"I have been seeing other bloggers share their generosity by doing "cans for comments" postings and I thought it was a really cool idea, which got me thinking about what more I can do to help others.This also reminded me of a news story I heard about a year ago that really bothered me. The story was about a baby who had passed away because the mom had been struggling financially so she was trying to stretch out her supply of formula by adding more water to the bottles than the recommended amount. After a period of time this made the baby ill. The boys were just newborns at the time and I was in that phase where all I did was mix bottles and feed babies and the story just made me sick to my stomach. But reminded me how fortunate we are to able to afford to feed our children."


*If you don't do this I will know that you are a baby hater and the devil has a special place reserved in hell for baby haters. But don't worry. I'll be on the bus to hell too. Just not for hating babies. It will be more for something like taking the Lord's name in vain one million-gagillionty times in my short life or peeing in public or stealing frozen burritos from the gas station while drunk. Wait. Now I'm confusing hell w/ jail. Well whatever. I'll be in jail, you'll be in hell. Either way. We both lose. (Unless you comment, then you will go straight to heaven while I sit in jail... has this convinced you yet? I sure hope so.)

Weekly Want-its!

Guess what time it is? It's time for me to show you how much I wish I was a millionaire! Here is what I would totally buy right now if I had enough money to do it. Why aren't I rich??? Damn it.

Steve Madden Pyrena Strappy Heels
Nicole Miller Python Techno Metal Dress

Nine West Vintage American Candy Tote

Nicole Miller Fall Bronze Chain Necklace

Kenneth Cole New York Sruntious Hobo

Juicy Couture China Tote

Juicy Stone Flex Bracelet

Giuseppe Zanotti Crisscross Heels (I die!)

DVF “Cobb” Stretch One Shoulder Silk Dress

Donna Karan Crinkled Leather Satchel

BCBG Satin Strapless Gown (now if only I had a need to wear it…)

My weekly WTF… Do people really wear these? They look like clown shoes. Where’s Bozo? Puma 917 Lo Factory Shoes

And forSexy party time, I am loving this! CK Bed of Roses bra and panty set

Later gators!

Got any bats in your cave?

I'm going to make today "random video Thursday" here in Beer Holder Land. This video is from Sturgis. We were getting drunk (or already drunk, you decide) and thought this was hilarious. Kara's boyfriend, Todd, has huge nostrils which got us to this point. Yes, we are SUPER cool! Did you ever doubt?

Happy Thursday bitches!

Love~