This Saturday we have decided that we are going to go watch monster trucks at the Monster Jam in the Metrodome. (You may start your white trash references now) This kind of event is fun to me for two reasons:
1. I get to get schnockered
2. I get to laugh at all the inbred, wife-beater wearing, mullet growing hicks that are sure to be there.
The white-t seriously flock to these events like zombies to brains. Or like me to alcohol. Either way. Anything to do with motorized racing, crashing, smashing, etc, and you can guarantee that they will be there and screaming their heads off.
Wade and I decided to go to this after figuring out we have absolutely no plans scheduled for this weekend and it is a freaking arctic frozen tundra up here as of lately. (Seriously, the high today was -5 degrees. NEGATIVE! Screw you winter!) After we determined we had no plans we tried to come up with something that would be fun to do. We decided that getting trashed and going to the Monster Jam could prove to be fun. So we are going to go bar hopping prior to the event and by the time we get there we will be sloshed. Do you think it is sad that this is our idea of fun in this cold ass freezing state we live in? Personally I do. It’s a sad day in my social life. I never thought I’d see myself resorting to getting lit while watching hicks drive big trucks over small cars and smash them up. Super smash!
I’m sure by now you all are probably thinking that I must be the most hick chick to go along with this. Heck, I play Big Buck Hunter, go to dive bars and even go shooting over my holiday vacation (which is another option of something we may do this weekend). I belong in a van down by the river. I’m pretty sure that the next thing you know Wade and I will be moving to Arkansas and living in a trailer park with my Aunt Maude and Uncle Cletus. Seriously I think this boredumb will be the death of me.
1. I get to get schnockered
2. I get to laugh at all the inbred, wife-beater wearing, mullet growing hicks that are sure to be there.
The white-t seriously flock to these events like zombies to brains. Or like me to alcohol. Either way. Anything to do with motorized racing, crashing, smashing, etc, and you can guarantee that they will be there and screaming their heads off.
Wade and I decided to go to this after figuring out we have absolutely no plans scheduled for this weekend and it is a freaking arctic frozen tundra up here as of lately. (Seriously, the high today was -5 degrees. NEGATIVE! Screw you winter!) After we determined we had no plans we tried to come up with something that would be fun to do. We decided that getting trashed and going to the Monster Jam could prove to be fun. So we are going to go bar hopping prior to the event and by the time we get there we will be sloshed. Do you think it is sad that this is our idea of fun in this cold ass freezing state we live in? Personally I do. It’s a sad day in my social life. I never thought I’d see myself resorting to getting lit while watching hicks drive big trucks over small cars and smash them up. Super smash!
I’m sure by now you all are probably thinking that I must be the most hick chick to go along with this. Heck, I play Big Buck Hunter, go to dive bars and even go shooting over my holiday vacation (which is another option of something we may do this weekend). I belong in a van down by the river. I’m pretty sure that the next thing you know Wade and I will be moving to Arkansas and living in a trailer park with my Aunt Maude and Uncle Cletus. Seriously I think this boredumb will be the death of me.
Wade and I's wedding picture (aren't we smokin?)
Coming up next: I’ll be showing you pictures of my mullet growing progress. Boy is it getting long!
15 comments:
Did you yell "wooooooo" at the top of your lungs multiple times?
ha! that sounds like a great way to spend a saturday. please take a lot of pictures!
Monster trucks are awesome.
If by chance, the Grave Digger is there...please root for him!
best part of monster trucks is rooting for a truck because of it's awesome name.
Before he left to go back to France, my French co-worker and his wife went to a Monster Truck Show in Raleigh, just because it was something so honestly and truly American that he felt he needed to experience it once in his life.
He said it was life-altering. And then he went back to France.
So, there you go...book your flight to Grenoble now.
I love Monster Jam! It's so much fun. The ninja turtle car is the best!
Don't forget to black out some teeth.
The people there frown on good dental hygiene. You'll be ostracized mercilessly.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Hahahahah the picture of your little doggy on that big doggy's body made me laugh out loud.
I think this Monster Truck Show thing sounds awesome, but then again I am from Texas so like, it's in my blood.
LOL!! We're going to Motorcross this weekend!! Same difference?
The picture of Kobe is awesome!
HAha! Too funny!
Hope you have a good time.
Look forward to the Post-event blog post!
Bridget Marie
These would have made way better wedding pics.
I'm going to ignore your Arkansas reference (cough COUGH)
That sounds like a awesome Saturday night in my book.
Booze + entertainment = fun for all.
LOL I think it sounds like a fantastic night.
You have to scream and just be generally obnoxious. No one will judge you there, I swear.
Don't yell "wooooo". It's tired.
Yell "Earnhardt Jr baby!!!!" instead.
Love the picture of you and Wade!!!!! Are you ready to kick some serious ass at kickboxing on Tuesday night????????
:)
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