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My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me good. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling aint to good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly, Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:....
Dear Bubba,
It's OK, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.
14 comments:
Lol, I would totally hire him too.
he's hired!!! i wish i worked with dudes that look like that. sadly, i only work with old dudes that like to look at my chest.
I cant believe girls go for the handsome, muscular type...
that is so 1990.
Eh, I'd take him.
Oh ya. For sure. He could just sit there and look good. That's it. Doesn't even need to open his mouth.
lol ...and the comments are maybe even funnier!!!
You did not post my picture without my expressed, written consent.
However, given the comments above, I forgive you.
i know that guy!!! AND HE IS GAY ALL DAY.
In this economy no hot man should be without a job.
I would totally hire him
this blog makes me really happy
hahaha.
I would hire him, but he'd have to wear that outfit everyday. No excuses. And no sick days, either.
hehheheh, NICE
Bow chicka bow wow. Can he just come sit on my desk all day? That's all he needs to do. Seriously, it would make coming to work every day SO much easier. YUMMY! :)
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