Have any of you seen The Family Guy episode where Peter finds a genie and one of his wishes is to have theme music playing for him all day? I recently just heard the song that would be my theme song.
Blame it on the Alcohol - by Jamie Foxx (feat. T-Pain)
Don't get me wrong, the song pretty much blows major goat ass and the lyrics don’t all fit b/c most of them have to do w/ some chic getting drunk and horney and hitting up on dem and making der pants get “bigga”. But the point of blaming it on the alcohol is all about me.
Fall down the stairs? Blame it on the alcohol.
Spill on my shirt? Blame it on the alcohol.
Dance on the bar? Blame it on the alcohol.
Throw up at the table? Blame it on the alcohol.
Eat an entire pizza yourself? Blame it on the alcohol.
Shove gyros in bitchy girl’s face? Blame it on the alcohol.
Pee in McDonald’s parking lot? Blame it on the alcohol.
Think Carrot Top is hot? Blame it on the alcohol. No wait, blame that one on insanity.
Really, the list could go on and on.
So what would be your theme song? And what would you blame on the alcohol?
19 comments:
I always imagine my drinking theme song as
Eye of the tiger
or
We are the champions.
Because it just fits.
I've always wanted a theme song. I once saw a talk show or something where the guest said everyone should have a personal theme song. I just haven't found one yet. Maybe that's what I will work on today!
Danielle
ha!
sounds like you had a GREAT weekend!!
Mine would be "Summertime" by Fresh Prince.
"Yeah I got on sneaks, but I need a new pair, cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there."
Good times.
Find Real Housewives shows oddly enchanting even though you hate all those f$@#$%$# bitches? Blame it on the alcohol.
LOL!! I love it...and that my dear is why BDC is a fan of your blog! Too funny :)
I don't know what my theme song is... but now I'm on a mission!
HAHAHAHA! This post sums up why I look forward to reading you every day (that's what she said.) Seriously.
bahah!!! this is so good. um, my theme song. jesus. i am drawing a blank. i have judas priest and neil diamond songs stuck in my head simultaneously and i cannot think for shit right now.
I had a conversation with my friends re: what would be our themes song. My friends stated that " Brass in pocket" by the Pretenders is mine.
GONNA USE MY ARMS
GONNA USE MY LEGS
GONNA USE MY STYLE
GONNA USE MY SIDESTEP
GONNA USE MY FINGERS
GONNA USE MY, MY, MY IMAGINATION
'CAUSE I GONNA MAKE YOU SEE
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE
NO ONE LIKE ME
I'M SPECIAL SO SPECIAL
I GOTTA HAVE SOME OF YOUR ATTENTION GIVE IT TO ME
I imagine mine would have to be, um...whatever song is about falling down a lot.
Did you go to Iowa State? Is that how you know about Veisha, or is it just that amazing that everyone knows about it? I'm only an honorary Iowa State attendee. Hubs went there, so now I must support it, apparently.
Have you seen the music video?? It has Ron Howard. Like, in the club with the goose gettin' lose. Sort of out of place.
I've always wanted "Sexual Healing" to play every time I walked in a room...does that count?
drinking song=The Joker, by Steve
sleep with wooly mammoth wearing a tu-tu? BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL.
cool post dude
My theme song was decided long ago by a friend and it's the Mary Tyler Moore theme song...I miiiight just make it after all. Perhaps.
Pee in your bed? blame it on the alcohol.
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The Sanford and Son theme song.
That one's a no brainer.
My girl says that mine is DIVA by Beyonce:
"He betta have a six pack in the cooler"
Sticking with the theme, I might have to choose Brad Paisley's "Alcohol." Same sentiment, but I get to wear cowboy boots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df53LWQuezQ
Theme to "Welcome Back Kotter"
Youtube it. I dare you.
I can't help but love that song. I still like to blame it on the alcohol...
My theme song would be "Don't Cha" by the Pussy Cat Dolls.
Every man wants a hot piece of pregnant ass.
no?
I'm screwed.
Wait... haha. The pun wasn't intended.
Haha, no freaking way. I've never heard this song but will download it immediately.
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