Flea Biscuit, Wine in a Diet Coke Can and Halloweiner

Thank goodness it is Thursday. The end of the week is near. Halloweiner is coming and so is my dear sis and her boy toy, Todd. Teehee. We will be having a blast and I can't wait!

Kobe, my little dear pup, has somehow got fleas. He has never in his 7 years on earth had fleas so I don't know what to do. I've bathed him twice and put a flea collar on him. Last night I went Nazi on our house and washed our sheets, his doggie bed and the blankets we had laying around and I vacuumed the carpets and rugs. How the heck do you get rid of these damn fuckers? I am about to fumigate our entire house b/c it is making me all paranoid that I have fleas and making me itchy and I am going insane trying to figure out if I really am itchy or if it is all in my head! I'm going psycho! So any suggestions from my dear friends would be greatly appreciated.

Tonight we will be watching It's Always Sunny and drinking Riot Juice out of milk jugs. Can this show get any better? Seriously if you are not watching it then shame on you. I'm not sure we can be friends. Just kidding. We can be friends but I will leave you in the dust w/ my IASIP jokes and references and then you will feel dumb. Here I am last week w/ our rad neighbors. I had the worst wine headache all day last Friday so here's to hoping the Riot Juice will not do the same to me tomorrow. *crossing fingers*

Kobe is going to be a Rock Lobster* for Halloween. It was the only costume I could find in his size. He hates it b/c it has an attached hood/hat so I have a feeling he will be wearing it for a total of 5 minutes. But isn't he adorable??? *If you don't get the Rock Lobster reference, check out this video. Family Guy is great.

I was looking to see what we went as for Halloween last year and couldn't find any pics. That must mean that last year was lame and we didn't dress up for some reason. If I don't remember it then it couldn't have been anything spectacular. Right? Or my memory is just for shit (which it is). So instead here is a picture from Halloween 2007. I was a deviant housewife w/ my "handyman" Wade, Kara was a hippie and Nicole was a cowgirl. And yes, those are condoms in my pocket. Safety first!!! :)

Coming up tomorrow night, a party at my friend Zach's place and our 1st chance to wear our costumes. I can't wait but Wade is dreading it b/c he hates his bull costume. Then Saturday night another costume party at Picosa. So we get to wear our costumes TWICE! This has me majorly stoked and Wade majorly pissed. Oh well. I think our costumes will be a hit! Pictures will be sure to be posted next week so stop on back here! Until then I hope you all have a rad Halloweiner! Have a ball but be safe! I think we are taking the bus again! Whoopee! Responsibility FTW!

Happy Halloweiner! (I just wanted to type weiner again, I know I'm adolescent.)

xoxo~

(Not) Wordless Wednesday

Juliet and Me ~ She was dressed up for Zombie Pub Crawl! :)
It's almost Halloween!!! Yippee!

Weekly Want-its: Bag Edition!

Liz from It’s Unbeweavable asked me to do bags and since I adore this chica more than I adore sequins, ruffles and plaid combined* (which = a hell of a lot) I thought I’d try to make her a happy lady! (* could you imagine a plaid, sequined ruffle dress??? Holy shitcakes! Too much of a good thing I’m thinking!)

I found so many. Bags and shoes are my weakness. So prepare yourselves…

Yves Saint Laurent Downtown Tote – Love the color mix!

Nine West Rory Satchel – School girl meets fashion = pretty rad bag!

Nine West Nedim Clutch – Sequins? On a clutch? Sold!

Kenneth Cole New York Caged In Tote – A little sexy, a little naughty, caged in tote.

Melie Bianco Chain Trim Bag – Does anyone else love chains? I do! And combined w/ purple is sweet!

Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Wristlet – Small, precise, sweet, stylish and a gorgeous light grey. I love this one.

Kenneth Cole New York Fold Away Satchel – For the professionally hot business woman

Juicy The Queen’s Garden Tote – Love the style and details plus I think I could pack my life in it and that is totally rad.

CK Liquid Leather Woven Wristlet – So cute. Nuf said.

Chloe Paddington Canvas Satchel – Chloe canvas is so casual cool.

Alexis Hudson ‘Sans Gabrielle’ Flap Messenger – Love the small bits of blue animal print!

7 For All Mankind Canberra Shoulder Bag – Perfect size, perfect amount of badassness chains, perfect amount of pleating. Perfect!

Ugly time. I’m pretty much over the whole skull and crossbones shit. And when you combine that w/ a full on beaded clutch, well, it just doesn’t work for me one bit. Ick. Moyna Skull Fold Over Clutch

It’s hard to find a sexy bag. So I just didn’t even try. Instead I’ll give you a sexy bikini. How about that? Sexy Sexy!!! Juicy Ruffle Halter Bikini

Next week I may be doing an ugly hats post at Drollgirl’s request. She’s pretty sweet so go check her out in the meantime.

Tata suckas!

xoxo~

Wordless Wednesday

The sweetest, most adorable, loving, cutest, softest, cuddliest, smelly breath dog on the planet. No, I'm not biased. :)

Luvs~

Weekly Want-it's - Dress Up Edition

So last week I asked you all if you would like me to focus on one particular fashion item and I didn’t get too many who had a preference but out of the few who did ‘dresses’ won. I found so many that I loved it was hard to narrow it down, so here are my favorite picks for my weekly want-it’s. It’s dress up time!


BCBGMaxAzria Blue Silk Ruffle Gown – I don’t know where I would need to wear this but I want it. So bad.

Nicole Miller Black Pixelated Boatneck Dress – Perfect for so many occasions

Vintage Pomegranate Jersey Dress – this is some outstanding vintage! The color combined w/ ruffles?!?! Bananas!

7 For All Mankind Ruffle Bib Dress – Sweet and sexy at the same time.

Black Halo Jackie O Mini – This plum color rocks (but it comes in other colors as well!)

Bebe Ruffle Neck Tuxedo Dress – Masculine tuxedo turned into sexy feminine dress = HAWT!

BCBGMaxAzria Plaid Jersey Dress – Yes, I’m mad for plaid!!!

Diane von Furstenberg "Deluma" Sequined Dress – Sequins? Yes please!

Donna Ricco Belted Jersey w/ Oversized Collar – Want something work appropriate? Here ya go!

Leifsdottir "Cathedral Garden" Silk Dress – This look is perfect for Autumn.

Victoria’s Secret Cotton Jersey Maxi Dress –But if you are still dreaming of summer, like me…

My WTF item – And keep in mind that I love pink. Love it! But this is way too Pepto Bismol for my liking. It just makes me think of nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea. TIBI Maya Beaded Pleated Dress

And for you men out there - this is sexy party time dress addition (how about this for some cleavage!):
Victoria’s Secret Flirty Little Rhinestone Dress

So does anyone have a different preference on what to focus on next week or should I just do a little of everything like I have in the past?

Happy mother-effin Monday my peeps!

Piss Fest

Somebody told me recently that I should be drinking something like 8 glasses of water a day. I have no idea what all this water drinking is supposed to accomplish. To some of you this may be old news. However I was left out in the cold on this one. Probably b/c people who know me know I prefer to drink beer or vodka or rum or…well, pick your fancy, so they’ve never broached this subject with me. However, now that I know this useful tidbit of information I decided that it would be good for me to try to guzzle down 8 glasses of water throughout the day today. So far I have ingested what equals probably 3 glasses of water and a Dr. Pepper. (B/c that is what the doctor ordered.)

And I have been pissing non stop.

I’m sure my co-workers probably have noticed my frequent bathroom visits especially since prior to today I used to go to the restroom at work maybe once a day. Maybe. Sometimes I didn’t go at all. I’ve got a bladder of steel. So they probably think I have a urinary tract infection or something. OR even worse yet, diarrhea! Oh dear Lawd. They probably think that I have to keep running to the bathroom so that I don’t shat myself!

What does drinking all this water even do for me? Cleanse out my bladder? Make sure my hands are clean all day from all the hand washing? Make me look like Kiera Knightly? Because I don’t think it is really worth it to have to be running to the bathroom every hour (unless it will make me look like Kiera and then I’m game).
And I haven’t even drunk half the amount that you are supposed to consume yet. I just feel bloated and full.

This is bull shit.

(Not) Wordless Wednesday & a Ben Appearance!!!

Oktoberfest 2009 ~ Dallas, WI

Awww... we each have our own bundles of joy... Mine's a little hairy...

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Also, I participated in asking Ben from No Ordinary Rollercoaster fame a question. Any question I wanted to ask! So what was my question? Well, since he's smoking...

"Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

Click the video for his answer (which I adore)!

xoxo~

I'll Matador Your Bull

They are ordered folks. Be ready for some awesome costume pictures after Halloween! Teehee!!!

Also, last weekend's neighbor night out was a raging success! We popped all of our bus riding cherries! We actually took the bus downtown b/c we were all going to be drinking. Whoa, wait? We were responsible!?!?! WTF? It only took us 30 years to become responsible adults! :) Here we are waiting for the bus. We are too cool for school!

Dinner was great ($5 Woodchuck litres!), we got free entry into The Seville (a classy strip joint) so we popped some strip club cherries too, followed by drinks at O'Donovan's and then onto more drinks at the Loop. Hungover mess all day Sunday but it was well worth it. It usually is. That is why I continue to torture myself. Such a blast! We have to do it again soon! CHEERS!!!

Weekly Want-it's!

Ask and ye shall receive. You guys said you wanted more so I'm here to please. My Weekly Want-it's!!!

Steve Madden Teecup Grey Bootie

Vera Wang Lavender Silk-Blend Cocktail Dress

L.A.M.B. Rio Peep Toe Pumps

Juicy Couture Izzy Platform Boots

Jimmy Choo Blythe Large Buckle Tote

Banana Republic Heritage Beaded Knit Dress

Cole Haan ruby leather 'Saddle Bugatti' Satchel

BCBG Bowtie Cocktail Dress

Banana Republic Draped Cardigan

BCBG Cap-Sleeve Colorblock dress

Well, what can be said about these other than these Uggs are definitely Ugg-ly. U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi!
Ugg Tye-die Skimmers

Sexy party time! Excellent!
Cosabella Lace Set

Next week I think I’ll be doing a theme. So tell me, what do you guys want to see? Dresses, shoes, purses, sweaters, jewelry, jackets??? Something else? Let me know and I’ll post my favorites in that subject!